prophetshesitation:

tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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"hello yes this is my child"

"hello little one aren’t you cute! what’s your name"

"hELLBENDER MOTHERFUCKER"

arctoidea:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that